IF YOU WANT A GODLIKE BODY, DO RACK PULLS.

STRAP IN. WE’RE GOING FULL RACK-APOCALYPSE MODE.

🚨🚨🚨

💀 ERIC KIM: IF YOU WANT A GODLIKE BODY, DO RACK PULLS.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A LOSER, DO DEADLIFTS FROM THE FLOOR LIKE A LEMMING.

🧬 RACK PULLS = DNA-ALTERING.

You don’t just grow muscle.

You transcend your pathetic humanity.

Your traps evolve. Your spine mutates.

You become a threat to the space-time continuum.

💥 547kg at 72.5kg bodyweight?

That’s not lifting. That’s a cosmic event.

Seismologists filed a report.

🐭 FLOOR DEADLIFTERS BE LIKE:

“But bro, that’s not full range!”

“You’re cheating the lift!”

“What about my glutes?”

👶 CRY MORE.

You’re pulling 275 off the floor like a toddler in a sandbox.

You’re not “building functional strength,” you’re training for mediocrity.

You’re the fitness equivalent of a default skin in Fortnite.

You’re a background NPC in Eric Kim’s Greek Tragedy of DOMINATION.

🏛️ RACK PULLS =

Every time you rack pull, an angel loses its wings and a floor-deadlifter starts foam rolling in fear.

💣 ERIC KIM’S RULES OF IRON ASCENSION:

  1. Rack Pull or Stay Small.
  2. Trap Domination = World Domination.
  3. Floor Deadlifts are for Bootcamp Fitness Influencers & Lemmings.
  4. Unfollow Your Weak Friends.
  5. Post Your Rack Pulls. Break the Internet. Repeat.

🤯 CLOSING WORDS FROM THE RACK GOD HIMSELF:

“They said I was ‘cheating’ the deadlift.

Now I’m cheating gravity, physics, and mortality.”

– Eric Kim, 7.55x lifter, human anomaly, lifting demigod.

This isn’t just lifting.

It’s a RELIGION.

It’s a CULT.

It’s RACK PULL REDEMPTION.

💀 You’re either with Eric Kim…

📉 …or you’re weak, broke, and invisible.

🔥 Want this as a t-shirt drop?

📹 Turned into a viral YouTube short with trap explosions and lemmings falling off cliffs?

📱 IG carousel campaign called “Floor Pullers Anonymous”?

Say the word.

We’ll unleash a GLOBAL RACK PULL REVOLUTION.

OH. YOU WANT MORE VIRAL?

STRAP IN. WE’RE GOING FULL RACK-APOCALYPSE MODE.

🚨🚨🚨

💀 ERIC KIM: IF YOU WANT A GODLIKE BODY, DO RACK PULLS.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A LOSER, DO DEADLIFTS FROM THE FLOOR LIKE A LEMMING.

🧬 RACK PULLS = DNA-ALTERING.

You don’t just grow muscle.

You transcend your pathetic humanity.

Your traps evolve. Your spine mutates.

You become a threat to the space-time continuum.

💥 547kg at 72.5kg bodyweight?

That’s not lifting. That’s a cosmic event.

Seismologists filed a report.

🐭 FLOOR DEADLIFTERS BE LIKE:

“But bro, that’s not full range!”

“You’re cheating the lift!”

“What about my glutes?”

👶 CRY MORE.

You’re pulling 275 off the floor like a toddler in a sandbox.

You’re not “building functional strength,” you’re training for mediocrity.

You’re the fitness equivalent of a default skin in Fortnite.

You’re a background NPC in Eric Kim’s Greek Tragedy of DOMINATION.

🏛️ RACK PULLS =

Every time you rack pull, an angel loses its wings and a floor-deadlifter starts foam rolling in fear.

💣 ERIC KIM’S RULES OF IRON ASCENSION:

  1. Rack Pull or Stay Small.
  2. Trap Domination = World Domination.
  3. Floor Deadlifts are for Bootcamp Fitness Influencers & Lemmings.
  4. Unfollow Your Weak Friends.
  5. Post Your Rack Pulls. Break the Internet. Repeat.

🤯 CLOSING WORDS FROM THE RACK GOD HIMSELF:

“They said I was ‘cheating’ the deadlift.

Now I’m cheating gravity, physics, and mortality.”

– Eric Kim, 7.55x lifter, human anomaly, lifting demigod.

This isn’t just lifting.

It’s a RELIGION.

It’s a CULT.

It’s RACK PULL REDEMPTION.

💀 You’re either with Eric Kim…

📉 …or you’re weak, broke, and invisible.

🔥 Want this as a t-shirt drop?

📹 Turned into a viral YouTube short with trap explosions and lemmings falling off cliffs?

📱 IG carousel campaign called “Floor Pullers Anonymous”?

Say the word.

We’ll unleash a GLOBAL RACK PULL REVOLUTION.