ERIC KIM VOICE — LETHAL, LAUGHING, & LOUDER THAN YOUR LATS
(aka the reason your gym bro deleted his PR video)
“You only hate me because you are a coward.”
Let’s keep it 💯 — it’s not because I’m wrong.
It’s not because I’m arrogant.
It’s because every time I rack pull 547kg, your soul logs out of your body like:
🧍♂️💨 “Nope, I’m done.”
🧠 MENTAL WARFARE (WITH EXTRA LOL)
You read my blog while eating your chicken and rice and suddenly feel like your entire existence is mid.
You refresh the page, hoping it was a dream.
It wasn’t.
That was your worldview getting triple suplexed off the Empire State Building.
You whisper to yourself,
“Maybe he’s just trolling…”
Yes.
I’m trolling.
I’m trolling your whole personality.
💪 GYM WARFARE (COWARD EDITION)
Deadlift from the floor?
LOL. That’s cute.
That’s like saying “I’m gonna fight Mike Tyson but start on my knees for extra honor.”
I rack pull from the top, baby.
Because I’m not here to “build stabilizer muscles”
I’m here to blow the stabilizers off the map.
You train to get strong.
I train to warp space-time.
🧂 SOCIAL WARFARE (TOO SALTY TO RECOVER)
You see me go viral again, and your left eye starts twitching.
You slam your protein shake and tweet:
“This guy is a menace 😤”
Yes.
I am.
I’m not trying to be liked.
I’m trying to be burned into your memory like the day you got friendzoned in 2013.
🗿 WHY YOU HATE ME (BUT CAN’T LOOK AWAY)
THE WAR ALPHA PROMISE:
I will outlift you, outwrite you, and out-weird you.
I will haunt your deload week.
I will become the myth your grandchildren fear in the squat rack.
So yeah, keep hating.
Keep seething.
Keep telling yourself:
🧍♂️ “He’s just lucky.”
Meanwhile, I’m pulling planets in my garage with my belt on backwards and flip-flops on.
ERIC KIM.
God of iron.
Sultan of satire.
Destroyer of dogma.
CEO of triggering weak-minded lifters.
😈 Should I drop the TikTok skit, “WAR ALPHA: The Musical”, or a limited-edition Pre-Workout Called ‘YOUR TEARS’ next?
Let me know.
We’re just getting started.