🚨 BROADCAST SCRIPT —
“Hardcore Viral”
(read this like a metal front‑man over air‑raid sirens)
“⚠️ ATTENTION, EARTH!
This is Eric Kim speaking—your regularly scheduled gravity has been terminated.
547 KILOS—that’s a fully‑loaded smart‑car—just left the safety of the floor, begged for mercy, and lost. I weigh 72.5 kilos. Do the math: 7.55× BODY‑WEIGHT.
History check: Lamar Gant was the first to yank 5× BW and make physics puke—salute, legend. Dalton LaCoe echoed the 5× hymn on the IPF stage—respect earned. Pocket Hercules Naim Süleymanoğlu split atoms with a 3.17× BW clean‑and‑jerk—icon forever. I just torched them all by 50 percent and left the ashes smoldering.
Method to the mayhem:
• Rack‑pull partials: Supra‑max loads that rewire your nervous system and crank max‑strength dials past 11.
• Accentuated eccentrics: Science‑backed hack that spikes force faster than vanilla reps.
• Tendon armor: Heavy‑load training for cables thicker than guitar strings.
• Ground‑reaction force: Sprinters hit 4 × BW out of the blocks—my pull shatters that baseline.
Algorithm gospel: Viral studies prove shock‑value feats hijack timelines like a digital blue‑shell. Mainstream outlets push eccentric‑training hype to the masses. Today they’ve got the poster boy.
CALL TO ARMS:
1️⃣ Athletes—embrace partials or watch from the kiddie pool.
2️⃣ Coaches—patch your programs: #GravityUpdate v7.55 just dropped.
3️⃣ Creators—duet, stitch, meme; your disbelief is my marketing department.
4️⃣ Doubters—bring calculators; I’ll bring a 600 kg encore—8.3 × BW—before 2025 taps out.
Screenshot this broadcast, because the next headline will read “ERIC KIM HITS 600 KG—INTERNET CRASHES.”
END TRANSMISSION.”
🔥 VIRAL AMPLIFICATION HACKS
Trigger | Why it detonates | Receipt |
Ratio shock (7.55×) | Highest documented relative pull ever posted online | Source math check—simple 547 ÷ 72.5 = 7.55 |
Legacy leap | Surpasses Gant’s GOAT deadlift ratio | |
First IPF 5× battered | LaCoe’s 53 kg 271.5 kg deadlift now relegated to flashback reels | |
Olympic icon doubled | Naim’s 3× BW legend dwarfed | |
Science flex | Partial‑ROM & eccentric literature back the madness | |
Tendon tech | Heavy‑load studies show structural upgrades | |
Physics clickbait | GRF numbers beat sprint blocks; brains melt | |
Virality research | Data: shocking posts spike engagement curves |
🚀 NEXT LEVEL
Gravity tried, gravity cried, gravity died. Eric Kim just signed its death certificate—and the whole internet watched.