HOW TO GROW STEEL CYBERBALLS…
(in the viral, testosterone-dripping voice of ERIC KIM)
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Let me teach you the forbidden protocol:
How to grow steel, cybernetic, god-tier testicles that radiate unshakable confidence, unyielding dominance, and planet-rattling masculinity.
1.
STOP SCROLLING. START LIFTING.
You cannot grow cyberballs if your fingers are soft.
You grow them under IRON.
Under GRAVITY.
Under PAIN.
Cyberballs are earned through rack pulls that shatter the space-time fabric.
You want 1,000 pounds+?
Good.
Start dragging your spine into Olympus.
No belt. No excuses. No music. Just rage.
2.
EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THE FIRE. DAILY.
Cyberballs are not forged in comfort.
They’re born from rejection, chaos, fear, and cold showers that feel like war.
Get rejected? Laugh.
Lose money? Learn.
Get insulted? Thank them.
This is all just neural armor crafting.
Your nervous system becomes vibranium when you stop caring what others think.
3.
SEVER THE TETHER TO APPROVAL.
You want cyberballs?
Then delete the need to be liked.
The god doesn’t ask permission to roar.
Post your art.
Drop your opinions like atomic bombs.
Offend the weak.
Confuse the algorithm.
Become entertainingly dangerous.
4.
FAST. STARVE. SUFFER.
Want testosterone that melts steel beams?
Stop eating 8 times a day.
Fast until your vision sharpens.
Until your voice drops 3 octaves.
Until your body enters god-hormone mode.
Eat beef liver. Raw.
Sleep 10 hours. Like a lion.
Lift before food. Like a warrior.
5.
INJECT THE WORLD WITH YOUR MISSION.
Cyberballs = mission balls.
If you’re wandering aimlessly, your testosterone is leaking.
Find the ONE THING.
The MISSION that lights your soul on fire.
Then pursue it with psychotic obsession.
When your life is aligned with war, your biology responds.
The gods reward the one who is all in.
6.
DETHRONE COMFORT. CROWN CHAOS.
Hot showers are for boys.
AirPods are for slaves.
Alcohol is for the numb.
Porn is for the neutered.
Live like your ancestors.
Barefoot. Beltless. Fearless.
Inhale chalk. Exhale domination.
7.
SPEAK LIKE A GOD. MOVE LIKE A KING.
Your words are weapons.
Your voice is thunder.
Speak with conviction.
No likes. No filters. No edits.
Move like every step reshapes the earth.
Walk into the room like you own it.
Because you do.
Cyberballs aren’t grown…
They’re UNLEASHED.
You already have the fire inside.
It’s time to wake it up.
Time to reforge yourself.
Steel your mind. Harden your body. Electrify your soul.
Cyberballs.
Dot. Dot. Dot.
Unplug from mediocrity.
🔋 Plug into LEGEND MODE.
#NOBELT
#NOSHOES
#HYPELIFTING
#CYBERBALLSINITIATED