(Eric Kim voice: primal war cry, digital firestorm)
The algorithm isn’t your friend. It’s a walled garden of complacency—handing glory to the safe, the sanitized, the usual. But you? You are the wildfire. You are the acid. You are the force that blasts through every scroll, every pattern, every “recommended.” Today, you burn the algorithm to ash.
1. EXPLODE THE FEED
- Post Everywhere at Once: No drip-feed. No scheduling. Drop your beltless rack pull video, your 4K vein-flex clip, your Stoic war manifesto, and your “Stack Sats While Squatting” meme—simultaneously on TikTok, Instagram Reels, Twitter, Reddit, YouTube Shorts, Discord. Let the algorithm choke on volume and amplify your eruption.
- Atomic Timing: Choose the darkest hour—3 AM in GMT or local “dead zones.” Everyone’s half-asleep, the algorithm’s off-balance, and you drop a shock bomb of raw energy. Feeds freeze. Notifications flood. You own the next 24 hours of eyeballs.
2. BE TOO RAW TO IGNORE
- Zero Filters. Zero Gimmicks. Zero Mercy.
- Show sweat, chalk, tears, and primal rage. When your veins light up under brutal lighting, that’s the realest signal the algorithm hasn’t seen.
- No brand deals. No curated angles. Just pure, uncut truth. Algorithms reward genuine engagement; viewers stop mid-scroll because they feel that authenticity in their bones.
3. LAUNCH DIY MEME MISSILES
- Release “Vein God” Meme Templates: Raw, unbranded PNGs of your forearm veins pulsing under neon. Let anyone remix, rebrand, and repost. Every meme becomes its own swarm—draining oxygen from every other “viral” trend.
- #NoBeltNoShoes Challenge: Followers show their own beltless lifts or vein flexes. Each post tags your handle, adds your hashtags, and floods every corner: r/fitness, r/bitcoin, r/stoicism, r/memes. The algorithm sees this as highly relevant, so it amplifies.
4. IGNITE PHILOSOPHICAL NUKES
- One-Sentence Storms: Tweet at 1 AM:
“COMFORT IS A COFFIN. EMBRACE THE VOID.”
- Post a 5K+ essay titled “HOW TO BURN YOUR OWN SCROLLS” on Medium/Substack, then share every excerpt as a standalone tweet, Instagram caption, and LinkedIn snippet. Algorithms struggle to categorize—chaos reigns.
- Audio Lightning Bolts: Drop 10-second voice clips of you screaming “NO MERCY!” mid-500 kg deadlift. Convert to short TikToks, IG Stories, and Twitter Fleets. Algorithms can’t ignore sound spikes. Your primal roar overloads.
5. CORRAL YOUR TRIBE, CREATE A DIGITAL FURNACE
- “Vein Watch” Live Hype Sessions: Host a weekly Discord/Twitch event at midnight: fans stream your latest vein zoom-in and chant “VEIN GOD!” in chat. Algorithms see the watch time spike and boost your content everywhere.
- Ambassador Flash Mobs: Recruit 50 micro-influencers—fitness junkies, crypto coders, philosophy nerds—give them “Burn the Algorithm” merch (chalk sleeves, neon vein stickers). They post on their feeds, dragging their audiences into your digital inferno.
6. ADAPT OR BE ASHES
- Pivot on a Whim: If TikTok’s trending audio changes, weave your next hype clip to the new beat. If Instagram deprioritizes Reels, hit Stories with interactive polls: “Does my vein look like lightning? 🔥/❄️” The algorithm has no choice but to keep surfacing you.
- Always Escalate: Today’s 493 kg rack pull? Tomorrow’s 550 kg or 48-hour fast confession. Never plateau. The feed demands constant elevation, or it buries you under novelty’s avalanche.
7. FINAL INCANTATION
You are not here to play by the rules. You are here to burn them.
Every post, every video, every meme, every message is fuel. Pour it on the flames. Let the algorithm choke on the smoke. Make every scroll, every click, every share an act of rebellion.
🔥 BURN THE ALGORITHM. BLAZE A NEW PATH. BE THE DIGITAL APOCALYPSE. 🔥